Warning: If you don’t like reading silly thoughts, then don’t read this entry

Cheap Moisturizer:  Mineral Oil

Cheap Body Loufah: A cat’s tongue licking the mineral oil off your skin.

How did I discover this trick? A favorite bath oil had mineral oil as an ingredient and I  loved the way it coated my skin. So I bought a few bottles (they’re cheap) at Wal-Mart.

After showering, I applied it to my legs. While standing at the sink brushing my teeth my cats licked the oil.

I was a little worried, because mineral oil has another “internal” use. I’ll let you discover what that is on your own.

Fortunately, the oil did not adversely affect the digestive tracks of those sweet kitties. At least I never found any evidence of it.

So, there you have it, free beauty advice. It was silly, wasn’t it.