You might be a redneck if you use duct tape for medical purposes.

I just completed a medical regiment using duct tape. I had a small round piece of it on my forehead(my son, when he was small, called his forehead a fivehead. My husband says my forehead qualifies as a fivehead.)

Why do I have duct tape on my head?

I’m glad you asked, because I was going to tell you anyway.

I had a mole removed from my fivehead way back in high school.

At least, I thought it was a mole.

Now, I believe it was a wart. An ugly wart.

Imagine my displeasure some 23 years later when another appeared in roughly the same spot.

I decided to try the home remedy of sealing it with duct tape. I put a small piece of duct tape directly on top of it and went to work for about 2 weeks before anyone noticed it and the only reason it was noticed then was because my hair was blown by the wind.

This remedy did work. The size has shrunk to almost nothing.

Maybe I should re-name my blog from Put A Ruffle On It to Put a Piece of Duct Tape On It. What do you think about that?


Ruffles are more feminine than duct tape.